how do i tell my boss

[Psyche]

that when i saw his band tonight, his music skills were good but his girlfriend (the singer) sounded like a cat being beaten to death?

[Garryowen]

that's easy...keep your trap shut, you're being catty and just looking to make your work enviroment stressed by "keeping it real"...

[StandingCow]

that's easy...keep your trap shut, you're being catty and just looking to make your work enviroment stressed by "keeping it real"...

Exactly. Why start shit?

[maggie]

Just don't mention the vocals.

[pk!]

If directly asked about her performance say something true e.g I really admired her energy... or something like that.

[rovens]

Just lie about it if he asks, and dont bring the subject up yourself.

[Teedy]

Tell him that unlike her, when you swallow, furballs don't come up after.

[OMFG it g00]

be like hey boss, I know you think your girls good at singing right? Well she blows...wanna bone?

[uglygun]

I say do it like how they portray Saddam in episodes of South Park....

"Hey guy... your girlfriend's singing sounds like she's experiencing rough sex.... in the butt"

But leave that for when you already have a new job lined up.

[Psyche]

oh i'm already leaving the job on wednesday. i just know he's going to ask.

[StandingCow]

oh i'm already leaving the job on wednesday. i just know he's going to ask.

Never burn your bridges!! Just keep that in mind.

[Psyche]

Never burn your bridges!! Just keep that in mind.

yes, i know. that's why i was asking the best way to say it.even though i'm moving to the other side of the country im still going to be talking to him.

[Teedy]

Mmmmm, he probably knows that she's not the greatest, and wants you to be honest but kind, so go with that route. :)

[StandingCow]

Yea, if he asks, and only if he asks, say.. honestly, she could use some improvement, but the band was really good... or something, end with something positive when saying a negative.

[MakeMyDay]

just say that thought not exactly your style you liked the band as a whole.

THE END

[TheSock]

"She was really trying up there... quite the trooper"

[Dwin]

how do i told boss???

Seriously though, considering your boss has heard her sing as well, he'll have the same opinion of her, but he just doesn't want to say anything.

[BlindSite]

I thought the band was pretty good, you're skills with guitar/drum/whatever are better than I thought you'd be. I really had a good time.

If he asks what you thought of his woman just say that you thought she fit the band perfectly.