What would you call this?

[Apathy]

So, I get home today and there are two seperate messages in my voicemail, both of them from different numbers asking me to return their call regarding a "personal business matter".

Thoughts?

[Teedy]

0.o It's clearly a hitman, or the RIAA, I'd say, call one from a cellphone, see wtfux is up?

[Polish Hill]

Oh no they found out you're a superhuman. Up up and away!