'Round here, the whole family lovin' is generally frowned upon...

[TheSock]

*break*

[TheSock]

Ok so this adventure starts off at about 5:15pm today. My brother gets called into work, and since my parents are in Florida, I have to drive him. So when he's walking out, I smell a bit of <plant> on him, but this is normal since he's a huge <plant>head. Anyways I drive him to work, and when I get back I say to myself "Might as well go see how bad it smells in his room", and since nobody is home, nobody is stopping me from doing such a thing. So I go in there, and yep, it reaks of <plant>. Also, in his current state, he decided to leave his computer on. Being the astute detective that I am, I travel to said computer, and read some MSN convo's which deal with <plant>, and also uncover a couple programs concerning <plant>. Ok, whatever. I check into his movies. There's one that I've heard a couple things about "Slackers", which I have discussed in class with a couple people. I open it up, and it opens with Winamp. Y'know how Winamp likes to show whatever you've been listening to/watching prior to whatever you want to watch now? Well I open the movie and see "huge 18 inch <male body part> <interacting with> <female body part>. I say to myself "what the FUCK", and decide to find his porn stash. Upon doing so I find porn concerning animals, fat chicks, "lolita" (which I had to urbandictionary just to know what this meant), and worst of all, INCEST. Yeah. I'm fucking scared now, and don't know what to do. Help?

BTW mods I don't really know if this is inappropriate or not.

[Enforcer]

How old is he?

[TheSock]

16.

[Krispy Joe]

haha your brother is an incestuous pedophile.


Watch out for your corn-hole, young man!

[StandingCow]

Move to advice since in the OTF it is doomed to end up closed.

[Enforcer]

Sit him down and show him real porn and tell him you'll tell his friends that he looks at gay grandma-on-uncle porn.

[Teedy]

Indeed.


Want me to be honest? He's 16, any porn seems like a good kind as long as it involves something sexual to him. He's discovering what he likes, and to do that has to experiment with different things. Mostly for people that have incestuous fantasies it's simply because it's taboo that it strikes them as hot, not because they at all have the tendencies themselves. Isn't that what makes porn attractive when you're 12? Isn't that half of what makes weed and underage drinking attractive? The fact you're not supposed to do something makes a lot of people want it.


Frankly, I say leave it alone, don't be worried about it because these things are both more common and normal than you might suspect but also because having a discussion of that manner with him is likely to damage the relationship you two share.

[Kak]

Wow, you must not be very familiar with pornography. Movies named "mother_and_son_xxx.avi" were named that by some random guy on the internet, it's not an actual indication of the content of the video. If it is a male engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman that looks at least 10 years older than him, it will be titled "mother and son". If the male and female are approximately the same age, it will be titled "brother and sister".

These are the core rules of internet pornography naming.

[Teedy]

Kak also makes a great point. :D

[Daywalker]

Im going with Kak, porno names are fucked up. He probably just thinks the girl is hot or its a good video. He probably isn't getting off to the brother on sister or son on mother aspect of it.

[Noirceur]

Ok so this adventure starts off at about 5:15pm today. My brother gets called into work, and since my parents are in Florida, I have to drive him. So when he's walking out, I smell a bit of <plant> on him, but this is normal since he's a huge <plant>head. Anyways I drive him to work, and when I get back I say to myself "Might as well go see how bad it smells in his room", and since nobody is home, nobody is stopping me from doing such a thing. So I go in there, and yep, it reaks of <plant>. Also, in his current state, he decided to leave his computer on. Being the astute detective that I am, I travel to said computer, and read some MSN convo's which deal with <plant>, and also uncover a couple programs concerning <plant>. Ok, whatever. I check into his movies. There's one that I've heard a couple things about "Slackers", which I have discussed in class with a couple people. I open it up, and it opens with Winamp. Y'know how Winamp likes to show whatever you've been listening to/watching prior to whatever you want to watch now? Well I open the movie and see "huge 18 inch <male body part> <interacting with> <female body part>. I say to myself "what the FUCK", and decide to find his porn stash. Upon doing so I find porn concerning animals, fat chicks, "lolita" (which I had to urbandictionary just to know what this meant), and worst of all, INCEST. Yeah. I'm fucking scared now, and don't know what to do. Help?

BTW mods I don't really know if this is inappropriate or not.
Lolita is cool, and I guess fat chicks if that's your thing, but bestiality and incest porn(even though I doubt the people in the films are actually related) are going a bit too far.

[BlindSite]

Indeed.


Want me to be honest? He's 16, any porn seems like a good kind as long as it involves something sexual to him. He's discovering what he likes, and to do that has to experiment with different things. Mostly for people that have incestuous fantasies it's simply because it's taboo that it strikes them as hot, not because they at all have the tendencies themselves. Isn't that what makes porn attractive when you're 12? Isn't that half of what makes weed and underage drinking attractive? The fact you're not supposed to do something makes a lot of people want it.


Frankly, I say leave it alone, don't be worried about it because these things are both more common and normal than you might suspect but also because having a discussion of that manner with him is likely to damage the relationship you two share.

Yeah you pretty much smacked this out of the park.

[sebastski]

stop lurking your brother and let him live a little.

[StandingCow]

stop lurking your brother and let him live a little.

I disagree, he is being a big brother and watching out for his little buddy.

[Noirceur]

Though his brother may be watching him, knowatimean;)

[tombanius]

Lolita is cool, and I guess fat chicks if that's your thing, but bestiality and incest porn(even though I doubt the people in the films are actually related) are going a bit too far.

Pretty much how i think of the issue also. I don't know anyone who'd specifically go for "real life" incest porn, but in hentai incest is a very common and alot of people frankly like it and yet they do not in any way want to have sex with their family members (Well, most of them don't anyway.)

I think you'll develop some specific likings in the future too TheSock.. if not before then atleast when you want to spice up things with your future lief partner :panda:

One possible explanation is that he has the animal porn things to do tricks to his friends. Few weeks ago a mate of mine got a full range of these things on his pc when he left his pc on in his dorm for one night.

edit: yay 200th post

[RoommateRiot]

Wow, you must not be very familiar with pornography. Movies named "mother_and_son_xxx.avi" were named that by some random guy on the internet, it's not an actual indication of the content of the video. If it is a male engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman that looks at least 10 years older than him, it will be titled "mother and son". If the male and female are approximately the same age, it will be titled "brother and sister".

These are the core rules of internet pornography naming.

I never knew any of that.

Also, isn't lolita like, pedophilia?

[Narbondel]

In order to get more hits on their *videos*, often the title will contain as many keywords related to sex as possible.

[MeanPatrick]

I disagree, he is being a big brother and watching out for his little buddy.

Most older bothers give the moral advice of a cocaine addict.

[TheSock]

Wow, you must not be very familiar with pornography. Movies named "mother_and_son_xxx.avi" were named that by some random guy on the internet, it's not an actual indication of the content of the video. If it is a male engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman that looks at least 10 years older than him, it will be titled "mother and son". If the male and female are approximately the same age, it will be titled "brother and sister".

These are the core rules of internet pornography naming.

The thing is, me seeing something like "horse fucks two brothers", I just wouldn't download it... but apparently that's where me and the rest of the internet world differ?

[PopeDragunov]

I never knew any of that.

Also, isn't lolita like, pedophilia?

Not to a 16 year old!

[Teedy]

Hey, it's better that the pedo's get off to cartoon children than real ones. ;D

[Towelie]

Ya, lolita porn isn't bad if you're not yet of the age of consent. I mean, when I was 16 I woulda had no problems fuckin a 14 year old.

[DunNa]

Lolita can also refer to "petite" porn stars.
Delete his animal porn, that stuffs just nasty. Unless of course its the funny sort where like a chick sucks off a horse and starts choking on the jizz, the first time I saw laughing so hard. That video actually made me go and find more "porn bloopers" seriously hilarious stuff.