Last words of your choice

[Yiggs]

If you were in some crazy messed up incident in which you were left with minutes of life left in you, what would you say? I'm talking that whole, public death scene with a crowd and your best friend clutching you while you bleed to death on the ground. I would seriously consider something cliche like "I-I've got to tell you something... *insert friends name here*, I ...am your father."

[Teedy]

The world will be less happy without me here, but I'm going to find out thing's you all want to know.

[Daywalker]

anyone have TP? I'm about to take a shit.

[Lord Kelvin]

I DIE, HORATIO! *gasp*

(+rep to whoever gets the reference)

[IchWarriorMkII]

Probably on par with anything else I've ever said:

"Well this shit just fucking sucks..."

[Teedy]

I DIE, HORATIO! *gasp*

(+rep to whoever gets the reference)


I got to do Horatio's lines when we read Hamletin my grade 11 english class motherfucker. :D

[Discobird]

"NO DISASSEMBLE!"

And I'm going to get IDDQ carved on my tombstone.

[CaptCommy]

Not quite last words, but I think a big ole 404 on the tombstone would be good fun.

[Towelie]

i'll tell satan you said whats up.

[Daywalker]

i want to go out crying and wimpering like a scared puppy. That'd be manly and memorable.

[Lord Kelvin]

I got to do Horatio's lines when we read Hamletin my grade 11 english class motherfucker. :D

Not quite. Note the *gasp* in the quote.

[GusButts]

"I'm the one who shot J.R."

[pk!]

"When they ask how I died. Tell them: Still Angry".

[marty]

"Take one more step forward AND I AM SETTING OFF THIS NUKE"

[MeanPatrick]

"Never order spaghetti during formal occasions."

[redgun]

http://www.ejectejecteject.com/archives/Admiral%20Bilbar.jpg

would be clearly the thing to say.


http://www.thewolfweb.com/photos/00454330.jpg

or
</life>

would be good things for a tombstone

[Daywalker]

HAHAHA </life> would be awesome to have on a tomb stone.

<life> 1924-2007</life>

[Captain Colon]

I GOT A FEVUH...AND THE ONLY CURE....IS PENICILLIN....SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME SOME FUCKING PENICILLIN *die*

[Maddog]

HAHAHA </life> would be awesome to have on a tomb stone.

<life> 1924-2007</life>

and then some dude screams NERD and hangs you're tombstone on a flagpole

[Noirceur]

"Ca ne va pas"

[OMFG it g00]

"What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason!
how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how
express and admirable! in action how like an angel!
in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the
world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me,
what is this quintessence of dust? um...shit I always forget this part *die*"

[Gopats]

"Butts, lol"

[BS87]

"I was going to say something profound, but fuck, dying is NOT as cool as it seems"

[Roadkill]

Soylent green is people!

[FaKToR]

Ideally "I regret nothing!"

but if necessary "Huzzah!" that way they can say "his last words were 'Huzzah!'".

[CoMmEnT]

"I'MMA GONNA WIN!"


thanks Wario.

[Airborne506]

*spit up blood* "RICO, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!"

[Pltcl Sniper]

tell her that i love her.

[pk!]

"Nonsense. They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist.."

[Captain Colon]

I am invincible!!!!

[Feanaro]

"Shazzbot!" in one of the voices from Tribes.

Alternatively, "I AM THE UNIVERSE!"

[Noirceur]

I am invincible!!!!
007 nerds unite!

[DunNa]

KANEDAAAAAA!!!!!

Actually I'm not sure if thats how his name is spelt but its the akira screaming eachothers name thingy..

On a more serious note if I could honestly decide what my last words would be I would love for them to be "Suck it Trebek".

[Makai Goblin]

I'm going to find out who did this to me... and kick his next incarnation's ASS!!!

EDIT:

More realistic version: "Dammit!"

[Wallrod]

"Please... do this for me... wipe my hard drives."

:lincoln:

[proudinfidel117]

For The Emperor!!

[OMFG it g00]

KANEDAAAAAA!!!!!

Actually I'm not sure if thats how his name is spelt but its the akira screaming eachothers name thingy..

something like that
TETSUOOOO
KANEDAAAAA
TETSUOO
KANEDAAAA!!!
lol best scene...

[Shadow]

"You will know ENDLESS torment. Your pain shall be legendary."

[Wallrod]

lol best scene...What? The whole freakin' movie is like that.

[Shadow]

or...

"HEY, HOLD ON BOY, UHM TRYUN TO RELOAD MUH GUUUUUUUN!!!!!"

*+rep to first person that gets this reference*

[OMFG it g00]

What? The whole freakin' movie is like that.

kinda, but there is the one almost final scene, when kaneda is on his bike with the laser, and tetsuo has the armo and they are fighting shouting that as they bust around the crater...thats the best part

[Tuulos]

For The Emperor!!

"Even in death you can still serve the Emperor!"

Or imitating robot-like voice: "Warning! Leaking coolant fluid... Overheating... Shutting down... *dies*"