Unitarian Universalist

[Yiggs]

Some jokes on the aforementioned (http://stoney.sb.org/uujokes.html)

Does someone want to tell me why people of my faith get painted as coffee loving math professors who like to listen to airline safety discussion as we plummet to the earth in a broken airplane? :huh:

[Captain Colon]

I don't think I've gotten a single one of the jokes I've read so far.

Apparently people who don't like Unitarian Universalism are not funny.

[MGCeilidh]

I don't think I've gotten a single one of the jokes I've read so far.

Apparently people who don't like Unitarian Universalism are not funny.

Not quite fair this one...

There are very few Unitarians in Wyoming, and recently when one died the family approached a Methodist Minister and asked her if she could perform the service. She said she would be happy to do so, but first, in order to be on the safe side, she had to contact her bishop in Denver for permission.

A few days later she received a reply, "Permission granted. Bury all the Unitarians you want!"

..Was quite good I thought...

Could work with any 2 denominations as well...

[Discobird]

Most of these are terrible or confusing

My favorite:

What does a UU say when someone sneezes?

Oooh, ick! Get away! Germs!

[Captain Colon]

Not quite fair this one...



..Was quite good I thought...

Could work with any 2 denominations as well...
That one is pretty good, although since it seems like such a generic joke that you could use with ANY two groups of any kind, they probably stole it d:D


rofl disco that one is awesomely bad

[RoommateRiot]

The only UU's I know are former Quakers and punks who used to be Christian before they were punk.

[OMFG it g00]

rofl there are some halfway decent UU jokes out there, there was one in the paper...it was a cartoon of a catholic baseball game, and the batter gets three strikes, then like 67...and the player by the coach says "aren't they gonna stop at some point?"
and the coach replies "Nope, boy I love playing against unitarians"
good stuff