womans helpz

[FloppyDisk]

So like I'm banging this chick who has a boyfriend.

Standard girl shit really
all hung up cause d00d stole her virginity, feels all guilty

d00d even forgot her birthday :/

so i'm like sitting alone being bored and shes off with him right now
I don't really like her that much but she's decent company and i'm not getting any sex anywhere else right now so I kinda want to keep her around.

at least i smashed it last night like twice


oh and for the record I stuck it up the butt.

advice plz ;o

[Scraps]

ibtl

[FloppyDisk]

this is a totally serious thread.

dude lives out of town though he's supposed to be a med student and has more monies than I do though he has a smaller dick according to bitch.

so like I don't know what to do

I dont want to stop getting laid and I feel if she finally gets over dude she'll be less of a piece of play-dough and more of a real person. But unfortunately she is a total piece of play-dough and i'm not a good enough sociopath to shape her into percieved happiness.

so instead I kinda fucked her too hard and exploited her.

but for the sake of getting laid i don't want to lose her ;o

[Scraps]

In all seriousness I don't know what to say and wont ask for pix. Yet....

[GusButts]

Yeah, advice on WHAT?

[FloppyDisk]

Like she's feeling guilty about fucking me on the side.
So, she told me she wasn't going to fuck me anymore.
Though we just ended up fucking anyway.

Basically I want this girl to evolve emotionally and get over some dude that popped her cherry but never really gave two fucks about her.

At the same time, this course of action will redirect the pussy to my heading.

get it?

[GusButts]

What is there to lose, and why did you even make this thread? The answer is pretty clear.

[FloppyDisk]

yeah, but I've done this same whole situation before.

last time I was just a rebound back to dude then she finally realized he was an asshole and dumped him. same girl then ended up fucking 2 other dudes with the same name as me rofl.

Anyway, i'm trying to just steal her.
She thinks I use her for sex, which is true, however I want to prevail as a pussy-recipient in this situation. So, I have to somehow defame the other guy, which I've kind of thought about.

I have friends who work in the wonderful world of collections that got me dude's SSN off their skiptracing tools. I was thinking about having chick call dude when she knows he's not gonna pick up to see if there is any incriminating voicemails (which I believe there are, this dude is rich and big and shit and this girl isn't the hottest, I've at least fucked much hotter). because you know that the last 4 digits of the SSN are always PIN #'s and access codes.

other than that, i really havent thought of anything on the front of how to make me look better. advice would be appreciated.

[Captain Colon]

how about don't be a dick and find another way to keep being able to stick it in her all the time

this thread sucks

[FloppyDisk]

how about don't be a dick and find another way to keep being able to stick it in her all the time

this thread sucks

She said she would break up with dude after he forgot her birthday.

Didn't happen.

I'm really not trying to be a dick, this girl needs to grow up, stupid girls with married parents - don't realize that those closest to you can hurt you the most.

There is no reason for this girl to be with that dude. Seriously. She even acknowledges that, but won't do anything about it.

I guess I should just give up and find another piece of ass, but I like this girl's personality, all except for her totally immature emotional side.

[Captain Colon]

Pay a slutty girl you know to sleep with him and plant really obvious evidence for his girlfriend to find.

Better yet, find one who will do it for free.

[PsychoMantis]

So like I'm banging this chick who has a boyfriend.

Standard girl shit really
all hung up cause d00d stole her virginity, feels all guilty

d00d even forgot her birthday :/

so i'm like sitting alone being bored and shes off with him right now
I don't really like her that much but she's decent company and i'm not getting any sex anywhere else right now so I kinda want to keep her around.

at least i smashed it last night like twice

oh and for the record I stuck it up the butt.

advice plz ;o

Don't do stupid things, don't put it in her butt again. Chris, wait for a girl that doesn't have a boyfriend/enjoyable to be around when you're not having sex.

[Chris R]

Kinda harsh, but while the boyfriend is a pretty dick, it doesn't seem like you have a lot of room to talk.

[BlindSite]

She probably just says she feels guilty so she doesn't look like a whore.

Just don't talk shit about the guy she's with cause then she'll defend him. Keep gettin' it while its good.

[FaKToR]

oh and for the record I stuck it up the butt.

advice plz ;o

What did you stick up your butt?

[Canuk]

Or maybe he's a great guy and she's just being an evil manipulative bitch who wants to get laid.

[killerfluffy]

Here's a word of advice.

Stop fucking another guy's girl.

What the fuck advice do you want? How to defame someone? Get the fuck out of here with that. In your situation you can do two things:

1) Have a burst of morality and decency and stop fucking this other guy's girlfriend.

2) Keep fucking her, and using her as nothing more than a way to get sexual gratification and accept that she's probably using you as much as you're using her.

There's really nothing else to say.

[OMFG it g00]

perhaps stop fucking her, encourage her to breakup, wait till she breaks up
then start fucking her

[BS87]

She said she would break up with dude after he forgot her birthday.

Didn't happen.

I'm really not trying to be a dick, this girl needs to grow up, stupid girls with married parents - don't realize that those closest to you can hurt you the most.

There is no reason for this girl to be with that dude. Seriously. She even acknowledges that, but won't do anything about it.

I guess I should just give up and find another piece of ass, but I like this girl's personality, all except for her totally immature emotional side.



So just tell her that, if she realizes it, maybe it'll work and you still get pussy. If not, oh well you just removed yourself from an emotional piece of garbage pussy that will probably give you whatever STD she gets from still fucking this rich boyfriend (who in turns fucks hotter bitches). Save your self the trouble and just move on to hotter asses.

[BlindSite]

Just keep fucking her, you only live once, get as much in as you can before you're married and its game over. Fuck this shit where "its another guys woman" unless he's a friend of yours, bang the SHIT OUT OF HER.

[Captain Colon]

What if he never gets married?

[Milkman Dan]

Why would you want a girl who fucks another guy while she's in a relationship?

[PsychoMantis]

Why would you want a girl who fucks another guy while she's in a relationship?

I wish my step dad could understand the logic in that. (No, he cheated on my mom.)

[Captain Colon]

Why would you want a girl who fucks another guy while she's in a relationship?
Because it means that the other guy probably buys her stuff too so you have to buy her less stuff.

[Milkman Dan]

Because it means that the other guy probably buys her stuff too so you have to buy her less stuff.
You're so practical. d:D

[OMFG it g00]

I have a problem
kinda like this one
cept im not fucking the girl, and she and her b/f are on the breka up once a day diet
and cocain....
so im wicked scared of her bf. cause i dun wanna tick him off (hes an alright guy, just not dateable) and he does coke, so im afraid of getting the shit kicked out of me by a coke head....
anyway my stratgey is wait it out...thoughts?
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