VHI - How We Roll

[Splitlip]

So everyone is chilling in our home system, little bit of mining, little bit of NPC ratting. Typical night. Some character thats half a year old (fairly high skills in EVE by that point usually) warps into the belt I'm in, flying a Tempest Battleship. Big nasty ship, 5 times my size.
Now his mining barge alt warps in.
I cant believe it, he had to have seen me, he has to have seen my pirate security status....
I warp off and, naturally, start plotting to blow him up.
The Corp is informed and starts to assemble.
Splitter macdung (me)
Druzidel Castro
Battlewhack
Kegger
DunNa
Skyscorcher
Arttemis
someone else that i cant fuckin remember cause i'm too tired
We all get our shit in gear, get setup to lockdown and ransom 2 very expensive ships.
Druz warps us all into the belt and all hell breaks loose. The barge manages to get warped away, he must have been setup for a quick getaway. But the battleship remains, and being that its 7 small fast ships against his one, big slow ship, we chew him like a pack of rabid pitbulls on a hobo in july.
Druz offers him a simple choice: We blow up you and your ship, or you eject from your ship and get to run away.
Now, we dont honestly think he is going to do this.
No one is that stupid
Wait, he is.
So he gets away in his little pod and Stig ejects from his ship and takes over the battleship.
We all warp off to a distnat planet and Ddecide that Kegger gets the battleship, since he was mining for the materials to make one, and Jacking someone elses ride is far, far more piratical than building one.
In short, fuckin awesome event.

[Druzil]

I'd take a tempest for a punisher any day, and hell, Stig got to keep his punisher too :D! Nothing short of fucking AWESOME. If he was serious about what he was saying, then I think we made him quit the game as well :)

[Stig]

HEE HEE HEE!!!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Ha ha ha ha!

-e-
Oh yeah. The fucking cherry on top.
North Polar > well, for what it's worth, you helped me make a decision. saves me 15 a month.
DruzidelCastro > hehe..if you're quitting can we have the rest of your stuff too? :P

[PopeDragunov]

lol

[BS87]

That was so utterly awsome.. noone could be that dumb, the ship was PACKED with expensive gear too.. sooo funny he was like "do i get the ship back???!"

Then he told druz he was quitting eve because of us.... panoolied in the face!

And, here it sits, in my hangar till morning :

[PopeDragunov]

good job d00dz XD

[BS87]

[ 2006.01.08 05:32:14 ] North Polar > do i get chance to redeem the ship?
[ 2006.01.08 05:33:39 ] North Polar > hello?
[ 2006.01.08 05:33:46 ] Skyscorcher > That's not how it works.
[ 2006.01.08 05:34:16 ] North Polar > okay. so there's no way to mine the jaspet here?
[ 2006.01.08 05:34:36 ] Skyscorcher > Not without telling us first.
[ 2006.01.08 05:34:42 ] North Polar > oh
[ 2006.01.08 05:35:26 ] North Polar > sort of a tough way to tell folks to notify ya?
[ 2006.01.08 05:35:41 ] Kegger McManus > such is life


XD XD >8^D

[Rebus]

I take it EO has no free try-out demo. :\

[Druzil]

you get a 14 day trial ;o just gimme your e-mail address

[BattleWhack]

Yeah, I had pretty good timing there, logged on to start a skill, and lo and behold I walk right into a scheme to jack a battleship.

[Rebus]

PM with the addy sent. Yeah, I need an MMO kick and EQ2 is getting old and I won't even touch WoW. I still miss E&B. :(

[General Bordinko]

Where the hell are all you guys, i've been trying to get backin VHI for a month.

[BattleWhack]

Jump to "Uplingur" we usually dock in the third station.

[Druzil]

I sent you an offer right back...you never accepted it Dinko D: and Rebus, I just sent out the trial ;o

[Rebus]

Many thanks. I'm going to go ahead and set up everything. :)

Is there a specific server you guys are on in the chance I like the game?

[Druzil]

;o It's all on one server, no server shards. We're located in the system Uplingur, but before coming here I'd suggest doing the tutorial first (so stick around where you start until you finish it). When you create your character, pick the skills that let you start with Frigate level four, and your attributes should be leaned more towards Perception and Willpower, though Intelligence and Memory are also fairly important (fuck Charisma). When you get in-game, just message DruzidelCastro and I'll help you with whatever :p

[Rebus]

;o It's all on one server, no server shards.
Thank god. Okay, account created (RebusValstay). I should be on in a little bit.

[Druzil]

pope come play again :( at least to transfer CEO to marty, for whatever reason he can't run for CEO...

[marty]

CONGRATS! OH JESUS, too bad I missed that

[BAS]

ya same :/

[bloopgun]

Good deal guys! I tried "Teh VHI system for aquiring ships"(tm) yesterday and it works!! I made some dude eject from his worm!! Wish it would have been a navy comet or something, but I'll take a free 10mil faction ship any day! Thanks VHI!

[Splitlip]

Piracy is educational, it teaches you:
-Shit, I shouldnt have done that
-Holy shit, I cant believe he did that
-This is going to hurt
-Sonofabitchmustpay.

[Daffy]

Nice job guys :)

[Mr. Fiend]

I gotta know, is it possible to set up a "Q-Ship"? In gaming terms I envision a mining barge with heavy shielding and weaponry.

By the way, I think I'll grab the trial now that I have XP set up.

[Splitlip]

yeah. i have an industrial (think largish cargo ship), that i have setup with warp stabilizers, and a heavy sheild, only problem is, people can scan your ship if they fit the right module, that and folks are going to be wary of a lone industrial sitting around with a pilot who has a low security status.
To be honest, its just not our way.

[EdgarAllenPoe]

You know, I read every single post of this thread in detail, and got an amount of enjoyment out of it. I don't even play EVE. I just fucking love piracy.

[Cricket_Eater]

Yarrrrr Mateys!!

[Splitlip]

Heh, old skool VHI antics FTW.

[BattleWhack]

Gooood times :D

[Pulsar Solaris]

yeah. i have an industrial (think largish cargo ship), that i have setup with warp stabilizers, and a heavy sheild, only problem is, people can scan your ship if they fit the right module, that and folks are going to be wary of a lone industrial sitting around with a pilot who has a low security status.
To be honest, its just not our way.

Quoting dis.

[Dr Boners]

Wow.
Supernecro 64.

[SWATJester_os]

You know, I read every single post of this thread in detail, and got an amount of enjoyment out of it. I don't even play EVE. I just fucking love piracy.

This. In fact, I'm going to play EVE after this.

[Splitlip]

Quoting dis.

this was from way back when, low sec was srs bsns.

[Gruxella]

necro!

[Scraps]

Ahh fuck im renewing.

[r0b0to]

>< i thought this was recent until i read you guys basing in uplingur..

[Splitlip]

No, this is from back when the current incarnation of VHI was mostly nubbins. Ah, belt piracy galore!

[Gruxella]

god damn... I miss pope...

[Tori Storm]

Noobs

[Onyx]

I'll finish the tutorial in the next couple days, then someone can take me under their wing. Can I add someone to my friend's list? So I at least have a place to go once I'm done.

[Druzil]

DruzidelCastro and Alpha Plus are my characters

[Deadi9]

I still live in uplingur!! >.<

[Krull]

That was so utterly awsome.. noone could be that dumb, the ship was PACKED with expensive gear too.. sooo funny he was like "do i get the ship back???!"

Then he told druz he was quitting eve because of us.... panoolied in the face!

And, here it sits, in my hangar till morning :



to be affiliated whith such acts of violence. cant we get along? i mean the guy is quitting now because he is fucking stupid. dont you guys feel the least bit guilty????








hahahahhahahaha nice one guys.

[Scraps]

I think Alpha Plus ate one of my Blackbirds.

[BattleWhack]

I think Alpha Plus ate one of my Blackbirds.

"Kenneth McCoy" is my ingame. Once you're ready, head on over to a solar system called "Hek", it's the high sec hangout we usually are around. Make sure to set your autopilot settings to the safe route, try not to go through lowsec yet.

[Tori Storm]

I'll finish the tutorial in the next couple days, then someone can take me under their wing. Can I add someone to my friend's list? So I at least have a place to go once I'm done.

Ill take you under my wing. My specialities include, mooching (free ships and stuff)and the knack of knowing when to leave these mofos to die and run.

[Onyx]

Awesome! I'll prolly swing through Hek later today, from there, someone can teach me about proper fittings on my ship. Combat isn't hard, but it can be grinding sometimes. You just have to find some friends quickly for a game like this. My ingame is iDamien.

[solidsnake]

Awesome! I'll prolly swing through Hek later today, from there, someone can teach me about proper fittings on my ship. Combat isn't hard, but it can be grinding sometimes. You just have to find some friends quickly for a game like this. My ingame is iDamien.

I did that last night along with swat. and then beedubs took us to pew pew some russians.

[Scraps]

I did that last night along with swat. and then beedubs took us to pew pew some russians.

We did it for AMERICA

[solidsnake]

Indeed

[Onyx]

Can someone PM me the vent? It'll make it easier to get in touch with you guys. I've about grasped the concept of this game. I'm just PEW PEWing (Missiles ftw) pirates in my little Frigate.

[Pulsar Solaris]

That's the kind of shit I don't want to see here, pulsar.

-bw

[D0INK]

Internet spaceships, serious business.